Funny Cocktail Napkins – “I Rub My Own Meat” | Twisted Wares

"Bring bold humor and laughter to your next BBQ, happy hour, or casual gathering with Twisted Wares Funny Cocktail Napkins – “I Rub My Own Meat.” Perfect for adults who love witty party décor, these boutique 3-ply napkins are designed to entertain as much as they serve. Featuring the cheeky phrase “I Rub My Own Meat,” each napkin is a guaranteed conversation starter, adding playful personality to cocktails, appetizers, or small bites. Whether you’re hosting a cookout, bachelor party, or casual get-together, these napkins keep your table functional while keeping your guests laughing. Crafted from premium 3-ply paper, these napkins are soft, absorbent, and durable, making them perfect for spills and condensation. Each pack includes 20 biodegradable napkins, measuring 5”x5” folded (10”x10” unfolded), proudly made in the USA for eco-friendly, high-quality entertaining. Part of Twisted Wares’ signature collection of witty and sassy party essentials, these napkins combine humor, style, and practicality. They als